nipple

omg my life is just one big continuous bad decision

selfies

(via rubee)

verbalcuntortionist:

Don’t Lie - Vampire Weekend

Old flames, they can’t warm you tonight
So keep it cool, my baby

(via dumbgothprincess)

had to get up and drink water so i wouldnt die soon

(via eurovisionvevo)

twerk4bieber:

I moved into a new house and I was looking out my window on the second floor and I still have no idea what the hell is going on

I moved into a new house and I was looking out my window on the second floor and I still have no idea what the hell is going on

(via necrophilofthefuture)

those friends that clap right in your face and then say “haha you flinched” are the worst friends

(Source: msjewbooty, via dumbgothprincess)

reason i want to be dog

cute

fluffy

sleep a lot

no exam s

(via typhlozion)

spookyb:

print this out and give it to your crush without saying anything

print this out and give it to your crush without saying anything

(via gynocologist)

(via tinychatter)

hotanimegirl:

did this broccoli just flip me off?

did this broccoli just flip me off?

i actually NEED mum to bring home mcdonalds i NEED IT

i actually NEED mum to bring home mcdonalds i NEED IT

meladoodle:

why does this dolphin look like it knows something i don’t

why does this dolphin look like it knows something i don’t

(via enchanted-broccoli-forest)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i can do a lot of things. like 5 or 6. maybe even 7. yeah. i can do 7 things

(via thefruitisametaphor)

i’m 50% cool and 50% cool

(via askgeorgebush)